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Porn Site Offers Ken Bone $100,000 To Star In Webcam Sex Show

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National treasure and sweater connoisseur Ken Bone just got the offer we all dream of every night before we fall asleep with Kleenex in hand.

Following his meteoric rise to stardom at the second 2016 presidential debate, a porn website has offered our guy Ken six figures to star in a live webcam show.

From Daily Dot:

The livestreaming porn site CamSoda has claimed it would pay Bone $100,000 for an hourlong broadcast in which the somehow-still-undecided voter would have significant creative control.

“While Donald and Hillary continued to bicker, we were especially distraught that your question didn’t receive the appropriate attention it deserved,” wrote CamSoda president Daron Lundeen in a press release/open invitation to Bone, the New York Post and others reported. “The show can cater to your specificities but we were thinking you could take us all to the Bone Zone and tell/show us what you’re all about.

Considering the fact that the Ruggish Thuggish Bone is likely already drowning in poon, the only real incentive here is that sweet cash and some more screen time. $100,000 can go a long way in a man’s quest for environmentally friendly energy, and giving yourself a sexy public forum to discuss it is ammo for the cause. Getting a chance to knock boots with some hot strange is just gravy.

I’d like to think that our guy would opt out of legalized prostitution, but the offer is just too strong. If Kim Kardashian can get loaded off a little on-camera nookie, just imagine what a morally strong person like the Bone Collector could accomplish. That torrid jump to the front (or back, am I right fellas?) would only serve to cement his status as a true pop culture pioneer. With a moniker like Bone, there aren’t many better ways to get famous. You’re playing with a stacked deck of a name, my man. Throw a catchy title like “Weekend at Boney’s” or “The Bone Man Cummeth” on there and you’re looking at millions of views.

This country needs Ken Bone. More importantly, it needs the Ken Bone sex tape. It’s a sign that anyone with a purpose and some great timing can achieve the American Dream. Do it for schmucks like us, Ken. We’ll be cheering you on with one hand and a heart full of hope.

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[via Daily Dot]

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Karl Karlson

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