Once you get a normal job where you can’t steal fries from the restaurant you’re working at, food turns into a daily money sucker. Sure, you could make food, but that food sucks compared to the food you can buy. Everybody has been there where they know they should start bringing lunches to save money More
Remember last week when I wrote that Goldman Sachs workers were complaining that they were working 100 hours a week and had no time to shower or eat because they were slaving away? Well, Goldman Sachs company hasn’t said anything after the survey came out, but bosses have been sending out fruit baskets to bankers More
Imagine taking this much pride in your job? Working at the post office, I have never felt this much pride. Being screamed at that a package was a day late or that they were supposed to get a check, and they haven’t doesn’t make you want to chant number 1. The Mashour was the tug More
Everybody has thought, “fuck this person; if I need to pay them, I’ll pay them in thousands of pennies.” Nobody really goes through with that. It’s something that you say when you’re heated, but doing that would be way too much work. Well, for A-OK Walker Luxury Autoworks in Peachtree City, Ga, it was worth More
The chief executive of Goldman Sachs says it’s “great” a group of young analysts raised concerns about working conditions at the investment firm. A group of 13 US employees mocked up a presentation in which they told of 95-hour working weeks and “inhumane” conditions amounting to abuse. Boss David Solomon said in a message: “It’s More
Free beer? Fuck yes. Okay, sure, it is Coors Light but it is still free. So if you are close to Atlanta or Las Vegas keep reading. If you aren’t … well, log back on to PornHub. They even put out a press release about giving away beer. God Bless America. In the past twelve More
In the car on the way home from work, SharkWeekTFM listens to an intellectually stimulating audiobook… 5:11:34pmSharkWeek: This is a great book. *Thinking to himself* Wow, I got a date coming soon. I could just sing. I haven’t been singing in the car as much lately. Without singing in the car I don’t really sing More
I realized one day that I was jerkin’ the gerk more often than I was comfortable with and sometimes just cause I was bored… so I just stopped. Yup, just… stopped. It’s been really good for my mental health. Between that and cutting way back on social media and leaning more into the things that More
Upon first arriving at work SharkWeekTFM notices one of the part time girls, Kat, is in today. He hasn’t seen her yet but he recognizes her unique aroma of sage and blue whale. Not in a weird way, sharks just have an incredibly keen sense of smell. It occurs to him that she hasn’t been More
Everybody knows that one friend who has a sweet new job that lets them put lunch, and whatever other food on the company card. You’re insanely jealous of this friend, and you’re staring at your job knowing that mistakes were made. Then there are schmuks like me who can’t even get paid when they’re injured, More
Generally a much better month. There were a lot of really good Frat Moves of a Total nature that got pulled. And what didn’t happen as well… We weren’t just walking up to every single GDI and saying “Listen, GDI” or “No GDI” making up some story, or slapping the drink out of their hand More
…or have they gotten better at hiding? 2006 was 15 years ago. And no leprechauns… It’s nearly that magical time of year again: St. Patrick’s Day. You know what that means. *Pulls up Youtube* “To me it look like a leprechaun, to me. All you gotta do is look up in the tree. Who else More
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