Hello sweet tfm/tsm sweetie pies. Here is my advice on birthdays. For the boys Girls believe their birthdays are a month long. No one quite knows when the female’s birthday celebrations start and when they finish. It’s like Hanukkah for a non-Jewish person. Could be a weekend, a week, or all month. Find out from More
I’m starting a new blog series where I dive into the early 2010’s and late 2000’s. I was getting ready to graduate, figuring out which college I would go to, and everything was such a simpler time. Today I’ll be looking at my favorite album and, in my opinion, the greatest album of all time, More
Let me tell ya, Jim Carey was onto something with his classic film “Yes Man” back in 2008. Life is not only short, but it’s what you make of it. In the movie, Jim’s character lives a dull and boring life, until he vows to start saying yes when presented with an opportunity. Which inevitably More
Submit your own crazy story here: At TFM, we love sharing the fucking ridiculousness and debauchery that our followers experience during their nights out. Unfortunately, not every crazy story can be communicated through a 20 second Instagram video. These are the stories that happen when you are too incapacitated, that is too crazy at the More
After a long miserable year of no parties, no events, and no concerts I think we can all agree we are ready to RAGE. This summer, all festivals that were put on hold are LIVE and LOUD. Which is why we need to make up for this tragically lost time. If you’re like me, you More
Being sick is the best. You get 1-3 days of guilt free ignorance to do absolutely nothing and not feel bad about it. Sure you have a fever or a sore throat, but I will gladly take those over doing work and everyday anxiety. Also, people are nice to you. People say “you don’t need More
I know that some of you are quite literally ready to put a rubber band around my scrotum and use my ball sack as a speed bag like you’re Gyllenhaal in Southpaw, but just hold on one fucking minute. I’m answering the question right now of what restaurant I think has the best chicken sandwich, NOT More
I’m starting a new blog series where I dive into the early 2010’s and late 2000’s. I was getting ready to graduate, figuring out which college I would go to, and everything was such a simpler time. Today we are looking at old mobile video games. These games were the start of every 4 year More
I like to jerk off. You like to jerk off. Do we need more of an intro than that? 10. Celebrity Look, this is never going to give you the 4K shit you typically get from some of the adult film all-stars that you typically enjoy, but it does crack the top ten. How else More
Dear VinegarStrokes, First of all, I would like to say that I was talking about your blogs in a casual conversation with friends and I mentioned your pen name (VinegarStrokes) and all my friends were dying laughing. Directly after I learned the real meaning of your name and I was embarrassed for not knowing to More
Yesterday I wrote about a woman getting her ass kicked at McDonald’s, some good ole McJustice being served. This had me thinking about McDonald’s. The powerhouse of fast foods has fallen off in the last couple of years. Drunken idiots rather pound a dozen tacos. People rather eat at fast-casual places if they want to More
There are many things in life that make us mildly upset. By mildly upset I mean, slightly annoyed but not completely day ruining. These minor setbacks in our day to day lives can build up until we finally just lash out on people who truly don’t deserve it. Which is why you should try Sunday More
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