Over the weekend, I went down a rabbit hole of sorority recruitment videos. It wasn’t my proudest moment, but it got me thinking — which sororities are the hottest when you combine all of their talents from every chapter across the nation? Which ones become more watered down as you throw in more and more chapters?
With hot girls swimming in my head and one hell of a problem to solve, I went to work. I spent countless hours in a dark room studying hundreds upon thousands of Tumblrs, Instagrams, and recruitment videos, breaking down the Xs and Os, the ins and outs of each sorority, their strengths and weaknesses, and everything in between. It was my version of the NFL combine, only instead of evaluating large, athletic men, I was evaluating hot, college girls.
After pencil diving into a pool of pure sex, I was able to come up with these very objective rankings. I didn’t have to do it for you guys, but I wanted to. I’m a man of the people, after all.
10. Alpha Chi Omega