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First off, I’m going to refrain from any “camel toe” references, seeing as they could be construed as racially insensitive.
Now, take a gander at the plans for the main stadium of the 2022 World Cup, which I can only assume will be affectionately named the “Qatari Qooter.” For real, you guys. This thing looks like a big ol’ floppy ham wallet. (Author’s note: I have never actually seen a vagina before. I’m just basing my commentary off of what the article I sourced said and from what I learned from that fat kid on the playground when I was 7.)
I, for one, think this stadium design is great. Period. It’s a clever marketing ploy. FIFA knows that many people think soccer is boring. All they need to do now is pad the broadcasts with aerial shots of the stadium. That’ll shut ‘em up. Everybody knows nothing opens up viewers’ eyes wider than whispering eyes. I just really hope news reports of the stadium looking like a giant chonch don’t cause developers to revisit their plans. If they do, I’ll be super pissed. I’d probably labia that they keep the plans the same. After all, the stadium is designed to resemble a traditional Qatari dhow boat, which, according to the design firm AECOM, carried “local fishermen and pearl divers,” and, presumably, muff divers.
This thing clitorally looks like a giant snatch. And that’s exactly twat the World Cup needs.