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Quade Green’s Game Shades Confirm That Kentucky Basketball Has The Most Swagger In College Sports

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When freshman first year guard Quade Green was injured after being poked in the eye during a recent game, he didn’t resort to wearing some nerdy goggles. No, he’s suiting up for Coach Cal and the Kentucky Wildcats. So, of course, he came out with something that had a little more swagger.

How is anyone supposed to be able to guard a dude wearing cool guy shades? That’s not fair at all. I bet even his misses look good. Every player is constantly trying to differentiate themselves from the pack. Anthony Davis had his singular eyebrow, John Wall had his signature song and dance, and now Quade Green has his shades.

Macho Man? Not the worst comparison. The best part is this isn’t just a one-time thing. Green says he is going to be rocking this look all season.

Quade Green is ushering in a new generation of college basketball swag and we’re all just along for the ride.

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Dent is a washed up former athlete who swears he's totally over his ex-girlfriend. One of these days he'll get around to applying to a real job, but until then he'll keep pumping out lackluster articles while downing copious amounts of Natty Light.

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