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Our hero is apparently a fan of the Laval Predateurs, a team in Canada’s LNAH. That’s Ligue Nord-Américaine de Hockey. I only understand one word of that, but it’s the important one.
Following a questionable no-call by the referee that resulted in a goal for the visiting team, this impassioned fan decided to express his disagreement in the clearest way possible — with his tuckus.
Let’s break down the utter ridiculousness of this footage, eh? It starts with the Predateurs goalie signaling that the opposing scorer had high sticked the puck into the net. Harmless enough. Taking this as an opportunity to put on for his team, the soon-to-be mooner goes absolutely guano loco.
He begins fiddling with his danger zone region for far too long, begging the question of just how difficult Canadian jeans are to unbutton. You don’t have that issue with a solid American product. Our pants were made for dropping.
After he manages to defeat his pesky zipper, he unleashes his full glory to the players, fans, and any small children who were excited to watch their first live hockey game. No mooning is complete without a transparent surface to press your cheeks against, and this maniac knows it. He gets a high B for execution.
Notice how stadium security gives absolutely zero fucks about this man showing his ass in public. In fact, the big guy finds it hilarious. Try those shenanigans in the States and you’re getting laid out by a washed-up former high school linebacker. Fortunately, in his emboldened frenzy, the cheeky bastard hops on the glass and is taken down before he has a chance to go bare pickle on camera.
Say what you will about Canada, but they sure as hell know how to enjoy a hockey game..
h/t Yahoo! Sports
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