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RA Emails Dorm Residents With A List Of Recommended Places To Ejaculate

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College, man. The dorm life. Gotta love/hate it. From shitting in dorm hallways and a guy’s dorm room chair, to shooting seed down community shower drains, dorms are filthy, nasty, bacteria-filled Petri dishes that you college assholes have to call home.

At least one RA is having none of the constant masturbatory shower sessions and semen filled drains, so he or she sent an email to all dorm residents with a list of places to ejaculate other than in the shower.

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This RA was chill all the way through number 10, even kinda funny, then went dark on us with number 11. Shit’s messed up. But really, find a better place to cum, guys. Other people use those showers.

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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Email:

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