For those of you who missed Coachella, don’t worry, you didn’t miss much. It’s fun for about a day, then you’re over it, trust me. I don’t think anything notable happened this year at Coachella, except for THIS FUCKING GUY.
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I’m not sure who this man is, but he is obviously some poor high school slut’s father who allowed his daughter to attend the music festival under the condition he went and chaperoned. I’m guessing Larry here decided to get into the Coachella spirit and indulged in some of the concessions, more specifically, a weed brownie of some sort. Usually, I don’t support weed brownies because 1) I think mixers are for pussies, 2) I don’t support consuming that many calories to get high, and 3) the one time I tried one, I wound up under a coffee table for six hours repeating the phrase, “They’re coming.” Moving on.
After Larry let the first wave of his magic dessert hit him, he realized that EDM is actually pretty amazing, and decided to bust a move on the dance floor.
Everyone loved it, so he made a friend.
Then, at some point he upped the ante, took some Molly, ditched his dad clothes and chaperoning duty and decided to continue to rage all weekend:
Congratulations, your lame ass tailgate with your dad on Dad’s Weekend will never compare.