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Reporter Asks Why Father Bought His Son Hand Lotion, Is Apparently A Dry Guy

There's absolutely no way that all three of the guys in this video are completely oblivious to the implications of buying your son hand lotion. I'm baffled by this whole thing, to be honest. I've narrowed it down to three possibilities: 1. (Most likely) Dad didn't really buy his son lotion but tells him to help him troll the reporter. Reporter asks, "You wanted hand lotion?" then realizes what he's asking and quickly blurts out "I guess because it's cold, right?" before the kid can say, "So my penis doesn't chafe when I jack it!" 2. (Creepy possibility) Father banned his son from masturbating until he pulled his grades up. When he comes home with acceptable marks, they celebrate with a new bottle of beat-it cream. 3. Son wanted lotion to keep warm and I'm just a pervert.

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