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The Nature Boy Ric Flair Says He Took Down Halle Berry In Her Prime

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Woooooooooo.

The stylin’, profilin’, limousine riding, private jet flying, physically mystifying, robe untying, promo frying, death-defying, 16-time champion of the world Slick Ric Flair says he once put one Halle Berry in a figure four leglock… with his dick.

Wooooo.

Of course this happened. The rolex and diamond ring-wearing, kiss-stealing, wheeling dealing son of a gun slipped his alligators off the second David Justice announced the divorce.

A guy who’s had sex with “four-to-five women every day of his life” was eventually going to take down Berry. Factor in that that he “will make love to nothing but the best women in the world” and this was statistically just bound to happen.

Wooo.

Plus, Halle is notorious for being certifiably insane. Total minx. If there’s a chick that you could say with 100 percent conviction rode “Space Mountain,” it’s Berry. Girl is all over the map. But props to the Nature Boy for taking down peak Halle.

Love that Flair had this in his back pocket for the last twenty or so years, too, just ready to fire out at a moment’s notice. You know that’s like his biggest life accomplishment in his own head. Forget his kids or the mammoth wrestling legend he created, plowing Berry is what will bring a tear to his eye when he’s taking in his last few breaths on his deathbed.

Woooooooooooo.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer and Video Guy for Grandex Media. Delco trash. UCF alum. Famous FIJI on Wikipedia. Bit of a gambling problem. Advocate of shipping the homeless to Mars. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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