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Rickie Fowler’s New $14M Crib With A Par 4 Hole On The Front Lawn Certainly Doesn’t Suck

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What’s that? A professional golfer bought a $14 million waterfront property in Jupiter, Florida? Really groundbreaking news, Dan. What’s next? You’re going to tell us that blue whale fart bubbles are large enough to enclose a horse or that it would take 100 years to watch every YouTube video as of today. It’s just common knowledge at this point.

Fair enough, but look at this damn thing and try not to question every life decision you’ve ever made — especially not taking up golf as a kid.

I would gladly wear Puma every day of the year and be 5’2″ or however short Rickie is if it meant having that as mi casa.

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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer and Video Guy for Grandex Media. Delco trash. UCF alum. Famous FIJI on Wikipedia. Bit of a gambling problem. Advocate of shipping the homeless to Mars. Email tips to Dan@totalfratmove.com

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