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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 103

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

hope

#NAMEGAGS2016

ireland

He’s going to leave his penis in her forever. That’s true love.

amandaa

Yeah, bitch!

annie

#RealChicksDigSmallDicks

ayelet

#NAMEGAGS2016

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

ben

Really? Girls usually love when you play with their hair.

colleen

At least he’s honest.

danny

I’m happy that’s a reaction people have.

diana

#NAMEGAGS2016

john

He takes rejection well.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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