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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 112

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.


“Shelby sitting on my face when she cums,” your new favorite folk song lyric.


This question was asked of me during my TFM job interview.


Shouldn’t have said that it was a lie, dude. I think you had her going there.


L, is for the way you look at me…


The classic “absence of a no is a yes” assumption. That never got ANYBODY in trouble!

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to


Step Brothers quotes, the pinnacle of millennial comedy.


A rare case where the double entendre makes the line less likely to work.


Should’ve been playing Fratty Bird, fam.


That the best you got? Lame.


This is the #1 best thing that can possibly happen when you go on Tinder

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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