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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 119

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

raechel

Raechel seems chill.

scoby

“YOU’VE GOT SOME NUDES TO SEND NOW”

des

This fucking guy’s luck is almost as good as Ray Slater’s.

heaven

Heaven(‘s vagina) is a place on Earth.

meg

That’s borderline Shakespearian.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

eunice

Ewe-niss. It’s really not that hard.

kay

Damn, MaKayla just big dicked this guy (big vagina’d this guy?) with that whole “I get a ton of texts from guys” declaration.

syd

This would’ve been funnier if that “(” was instead a “:(“

angela

A gorilla already got screwed. His name was Harambe.

sarah

It’s funny because you can’t tell if this guy is a Hillary or Trump supporter.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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