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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 138

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

ali

Oh fuck you dude.

kayla

Damn; she either has a good sense of humor or a sad sense of self loathing.

alex

I’ll save you the Google trip — it’s a fart fetish.

He clearly does.

guo

I see this relationship going places.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

trevor

Ba dum tss!

lauren

Dude’s playing hard to get.

maryanna

Tinder changes lives.

noah

Where are you going with this, Noah?

rip

NERD!

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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