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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

Kid’s feening for a bopping.

What female in their right mind would ever come thru?

Interesting segue.

*Watches The Big Short once*

Yes it does.
If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

This is dating in 2017.

#NAMEGAGS2017 aside, that’s a weak-ass specialty dish.

What?

CLASSIC MIXUP!

This really took a 180.
The guy who matched with Brielle should have said, “I want to read your bumps with my fingertips!” Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
FIRST!!!! NOTHING LIKE A TESTICLE MASSAGE FROM A TINDER BITCH TO START MY MORNING!!! EAT IT, SUCKERS!!!
HAPPY HANUKKAH!!!
Getting fucked in the ass by a 9 inch black cock seems like a more accurate description for you little man
Been getting a lot more quality matches lately. 🙂
I have used Snapchat more in the last week than I have in the last 4 months.
Tinder is for poors and losers. I can get laid any time I want just by walking into a room full of sorostitutes, pointing to the enormous bulge in my expensive European jeans, and pulling out a huge roll of Franklins
The six guys in the hotel room were Fratty Couples, Fratty McLoser, Wraith, Stardog, sigmanugs, and FDRwasapussy. Don’t worry they had plenty of fun playing dungeons and dragons.
You can take that little space I own in your head and fill it with more of your gay porn.
Are you offering to make a video short stack? Sorry little guy you’ll have to bring your own top man