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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 210

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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ridiculous tinder pickup lines

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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2018 is a wild time to be alive.

You literally gave her zero reasons to respond “yes.”

Seems one-sided

He moves fast

Kinda harsh to call a toddler “a bitch.”

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Bad assumption.

Well now you do!

That seems both uncomfortable and dangerous but I guess they’re both down for it so who am I to judge?

Indeed.

It’s not tho

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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