Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 30

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.


Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Dippin’ Dots: The ice cream of tonight

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How does he know what she looks like grown up… #Conspiracy #Illuminati

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What he’s trying to say is he’s a murderer.

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Eric’s a forward thinker. The ladies respect that.

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I think his reason is that you told him he couldn’t. It’s called the “you won’t” defense and the Supreme Court ruled it admissible back in ’87.

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It would have been rude of him to wait until he was done before replying. He didn’t want to keep her waiting.

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It’s a TFM.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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