Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 33

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.


Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Are name gags the new #BUTTSTUFF2015? This week makes a case.

Tinder Lines 2

Phenomenal opener. Textbook stuff here.

Tinder Lines 3

Great save.

Tinder Lines 4

Is the paper bag a dude or a chick? Need more info.

Tinder Lines 5


If you have a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to

Tinder Lines 6

Every guy does this, Lauren. Why do you think we all have Lifeproof cases? It’s not like I’m going to go scuba diving with my phone. It’s strictly a jizz protector.

Tinder Lines 7

Bitches love Pikachu.

Tinder Lines 8

Fratrick Henry. TFM.

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Tinder Lines 10

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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