Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
Clever girl… (If you get this reference you probably think I’m a genius right now)
Jesus Christ, Bridgette…
He’s very polite for a curb stomper.
Looks like everything worked out alright for everybody here.
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I can’t be the only one who is curious what the size distribution is in this situation.
If he is going to continue stalking, he needs to invest in a better telescope. What’s the point if you aren’t going to go all in on it?