Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.
Rosie O’Donnell always seems to be involved in these kinds of lines.
That’s gotta hurt.
Her parents had to have seen this coming.
Honestly, I’d indulge him if I was a chick. Different strokes for different folks.
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This guy did his research and I respect that.
In his defense, she does.
This guy went on to tell me that he doesn’t have a mixtape, but if he did it would be called “trap life volume 5: bitches and blunts” and it would drop on April 20th, 2016.
You’re move, Kendall.