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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 57

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

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Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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Why don’t any girls ever send me these types of messages? Oh, right, because I’m not cute :^(


Not sure how she didn’t catch on to that one.


This. This is love. I want to feel this.


This guy loves him some boobies.

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I’m going to look past the fact that he said “mind-bottling” because butt pee needs to make a comeback. Now.


It would be weird if you banged and she didn’t ask you to call her Bruce.


Two in the pink, ink in the stink. #BUTTSTUFF2015 #PRINTERSTUFF2015


Technically it should be something closer to “Vidi, Viri. Veni.” but I still respect his game.


There is a lot going on here. A lot of good things.

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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