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Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 83

This is a recurring TFM series. Catch up with all installments of Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines by visiting the archive.

dena

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

darrianne

Darrianne sounds like a nice gal.

cassie

Lmfao

carrigan

#NAMEGAGS2016 will do that to ya.

blenda

Wh… Which ones?

alexis

Alexis can hang.

antionette

If you want to get head like Marie, you better be willing to reciprocate by eating cake.

abbigayle

This state looks down on sodomy, too.

fonda

#NAMEGAGS2016

amanda

I have a feeling the casting for this movie would take place on a very familiar couch.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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