Ronda Rousey is like a tornado, both beautiful and terrifying at the same time. It’s also crazy hot how she beats down the haters, whether she’s dropping a consciousness-ending haymaker on a chick with gross braids who talks trash about her father, or a discussion-ending diss on an illiterate, woman-beating boxer.
Loving every bit of the intimidating allure Rousey has to offer, a U.S. Marine named Jarrod Haschert wants to take her to the Marine Corps Ball with him on December 11. He recently posted a video on Facebook asking her to be his date.
Hey guys, I'm trying to take Ronda Rousey to the Marine Corps Ball this year and I need your help to reach out to her and her fans. Please share this post and video. Thank you!!
Posted by Jarrod Hash on Saturday, August 22, 2015
“You are my celebrity crush. Like, I love everything you do and I think you are a phenomenal person, which is why it would be my honor to take you to the Marine Corps Ball.” He says in the video. “I hope you take this into consideration, because if you do, you would truly be making my dream come true.”
Do it, Ronda. Look at that man. He’s got a thing for strong, courageous beauties that aren’t afraid to put adversaries in their place, which is why he digs you, and why he loves his country.
As for Jarrod. Being the gentleman that you are, I’m sure taking a girl to bed on the first night isn’t something you’d normally do (right? Just play along), but if things go well enough and you find yourself getting rowdy between the sheets, expect things to get violent. Keep a mouth guard in your pocket, establish a safe word (I recommend a whistle – she’s conditioned to stop for those), and limber up beforehand with proper penis stretching techniques. Grab the tip and extend straight out, hold for 30 seconds, extend to the right, 30 seconds, to the left, up, down, then repeat the cycle three times. Last thing you want is a broken dick, Marine..
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