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You know those plastic, transparent boxes that are big enough for people to stand inside — the ones with a ton of cash laying at the bottom with a fan that blows the money all around like debris in a category 5 hurricane? Some shameless bastard stands inside trying to snatch the fives and tens out of the air while they swirl around his head. Then he starts stuffing the cash down his shirt and pants like a 10-year-old robbing a candy store. He makes off with more money than he came with, but he also may be leaving less a little self-respect. We all enjoy it though, don’t we?
Well, Rowdy Gentleman is basically running one of those things where they’re giving away all kinds of merch and dropping prices, except you don’t have to publicly stand in a plastic box while people look on and feel sorry for you while holding back laughter. You get to enjoy the giveaways from behind your computer screen.
Beginning today, and lasting through the end of the week, Rowdy Gentleman is running a new sale every day. Today, it’s a free koozie AND 10% off your entire order. Tomorrow? It’s a surprise. Hell, I don’t even know, and I work here. Odds are they’re probably giving away some basic, neoprene koozies. But I started thinking, well, maybe they’re giving away cash prizes? Maybe it’s some sunglass straps. Maybe they’re giving away something really cool that I don’t even know about.
Check in each day this week to see what Rowdy Gentleman’s Deal of the Day is.