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Sad, Creepy Guy Plays Piano In Public Every Day To Win Back His Ex

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Yikes.

Meet Steve (I don’t know his real name but i’mma just call him Steve.) His girlfriend dumped him and he wants her back. So what does he do? Does he text her asking her to grab an overpriced latte at Starbucks and sit and talk things out? Does he write a sappy poem that he secretly stole from circa 2011 Drake lyrics? Does he do the gentlemanly thing and just focus all his energy into attempting to bang one of her friends? No, he plays the piano in public every day like a goddamn psycho.

A heartbroken man is trying to win back his recent ex by playing the piano every day in a College Green in Bristol. I saw some articles and posts about it, praising it as romantic and sweet but it’s actually the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen. He explains the situation.

From Bristol Post:

“I know people in my situation will send flowers or text or write letters but that only ever seems to make things worse. I wanted to do something that she might see, to let her know how much I love her, that she can see it and then take it or leave it… I’m just going to play. I was totally devastated and didn’t know what to do. The more I thought the worse it became and the only thing I could think to was play.”

WHAT?

WHAT?

The dude has even set up a Facebook quest for his adventure called ‘For Love’. You and I both know damn well that the only way this can end is him wearing this poor woman’s skin as a suit, Buffalo Bill style. And according to him, they only dated for four months. I’ve had morning erections that lasted longer than that.

He said in an interview, “I’m not ready to throw in the towel just yet.” Dude, for the love of God, please throw in the towel. Especially because there’s probably chloroform on it.

[via Bristol Post]

Image via Twitter/ @SpiritPRTeam

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