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In one of the rarest sights in sports, we witnessed a Major League Baseball outfielder perform a physical activity — hands on the hip excluded. Despite their often bored, passive aggressive style, it appears that at least one player manning the outfield for the San Francisco Giants could have a second career in WWE once his playing career wraps up.
Check out Giants outfielder Angel Pagan body-slamming the smirk off of a gift-bearing moron last night.
Here’s a closer view of the takedown.
Zero to 100 is the only way to describe it. The way Pagan drew him in with a seemingly genuine acknowledgement of the fan’s request before burying his ass in the San Francisco soil is a beautiful sight. It represents a stark contrast from the usual bullshit efforts shown by quite a few of the pro baseball players, giving us a reminder that these men shockingly possess some athletic ability.
I’m optimistic that this cretin rightfully found his place in the booking records of San Francisco County Jail..
Image via YouTube