Instagram is loaded with little shits who get off on Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition and talking trash to athletes. The vast majority of these pre-pubescent rants go unnoticed in the sea of desperate cries for attention. That’s likely exactly what Instagram user and full-time 13-year-old “htobes23” figured was going to happen last night when he attempted to trash LSU’s superstar freshman. Instead he found himself getting shat on by one of the most well-known athletes in the world.
Here’s Ben Simmons questioning why he chose to waste his one year in college in Baton Rouge. Buried in the comments, somewhere between a middle-aged white man expressing his undying support and a high school senior asking him to prom sits this little gem from our boy.
It went pretty unnoticed. Just as most of the others, htobes likely retreated back to his room to complete some pre-algebra homework and forgot about his comment. Shaq wasn’t pleased with what he saw, though, and stepped in to voice his displeasure in such an eloquent fashion.
Straight out of nowhere. Fucking roasted..
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