Just after midnight this morning, police responded to a drunken argument that ended with multiple shots fired outside the Sigma Chi house at East Tennessee State University. After arriving on scene, officers stopped and searched a nearby Dodge Neon driven by 21 year-old Gary Taylor and found the handgun involved in the altercation. Taylor, who is not an ETSU student, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and possession of a firearm while intoxicated and is being held on a $21,000 bond.
Luckily, no one was injured as Taylor shot multiple rounds at the feet of Sigma Chi brothers, but how many times are we gonna go through this song and dance, guys? You just never fuck with a townie that has nothing to lose. End of story.
Now it looks like either you Sig Chis or the boys in blue roughed him up a bit before his mugshot, but we in the Greek community need to pick our battles better as a whole. Check out that neck beard. It just screams loose cannon. No logical person thinks that’s a good look. Plus, he looks like the fourth guy down the evolution of man chart…that’s in the beginning stages of a serious meth addiction. This kid packing heat and using it is a bigger sure thing than the under of .5 that Nick Saban cracks even a slight smirk the remainder of his days on this planet..