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Sigma Nu Chapter “Makes Ovaries Explode” After Explicit Performance At LipSync Competition

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From what I’m told, LipSync is a fairly popular philanthropy event around the country. After Googling Longwood University, I discovered that its only notoriety is getting the shit knocked out of them in basketball this past season by Louisiana Tech. I didn’t expect much from a university located in Farmville, Va., though.

Last week, we received a report that members of Longwood’s Sigma Nu chapter did their best “Magic Mike” impression at the school’s annual LipSync competition. This thoroughly pissed off school officials, and it led to them issuing a standard statement of disapproval. The school failed to release any statement that contained actual details of the incident, so we took to the ever-faithful TFM community to get the facts. As usual, they came through.

According to several tipsters, the Sigma Nu brothers seemed to be a little off during their warmups, and sure enough, as soon as their time to perform came around, they took a giant shit on the competition. Their moves were labeled as “risqué and explicit” by the school’s newspaper, and this led to their disqualification from the competition. There was a whole load of pissed off Greek administrators.

One tipster’s email claims that their performance was so well done, “girls’ ovaries were exploding.”

Apparently during rehearsals their routine seemed off, but when they took stage it was everything against the rules. When “Twerk Like Miley” came on, they were all humping and grinding. One guy even had a foam finger he touched himself with.

After that, the star of the show had his clothes torn off and was in Superman briefs. At this point, the Greek office director was motioning for them to stop and then ran to the back and cut the music off. Every girl’s ovaries exploded, I swear. The Greek director took the scorecards from the judges and tore them in half.

While I’m not very educated on female anatomy, I’d imagine making ovaries explode is pretty damn impressive–almost impossible, even.

Making ovaries explode. TFM.

The best part of this story is that they surely needed a lifeboat to get out of the building after that performance in front of all those sorority girls. I don’t think there is a fraternity brother in the nation who would turn down the opportunity to piss off a few Greek administrators and win over the lower regions of sorority girls, all with one quick performance.

Unfortunately, so far, we are unable to find a video of the incident, but we will surely post one should we receive it.

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Bogey Wells

Bogey Wells is a Senior Freelance Writer for TFM News and a former summer pledge intern at TFMHQ. His Spotify playlists are pure garbage. Email:

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