I think I’m in love, you guys.
Meet Valentine Thomas, a 28-year-old dime piece from Canada who would love nothing more than to sit on a boat, cast a line, and drink beers all day long. According to Canoe, she recently quit her job in finance to become a full-time fisherwoman. But it hasn’t been smooth sailing for the grouper-spearing goddess. Some people sippin’ the Haterade call her a “killer.” Don’t worry, Valentine. Those people are just jealous whales.
I don’t know why hot girls slaughtering wildlife turns me on the way it does, but seeing home girl pose with her bountiful, oceanic harvest makes my worm jiggle.
Hey girl, I’m a master baiter. Drop me a line?
Sometimes, I find it quite hard as a woman to find spearfishing gear that is suitable for me. Over the past 4 years, I've seen a massive increase in companies making more lady friendly equipment. I'm so glad that the sport is becoming more popular among women! We go girls! 😜😍🎣🐟🔫 thank you #pathos for my super cute purple foot pockets 😁☺️
I wanna flop around on top of her like a fish till she asks if I’ll be finished soon.
Sodwana Bay getting my gun ready. Africa was such an inspiring trip. I was able to push myself to new limits and discover lovely people with warm hearts. I am so proud to be able to call you my friends! #sustainableeating #girlspearfishing #SouthAfrica #sharkywater @africanspearfishingdiaries @roballenspearfishing
I’d tackle her box.
Look at the size of that halibutt.
I wanna launch my spear into her tuna casserole.
If her canoe ever sprung a leak, I’d know how to fill the hole.
I only hope a girl like Valentine wanders into my life someday. There are plenty of fish in the sea, but until I catch one, I’ll just be here playing with my rod. #allthepuns.