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Liam, blink twice if you’re in trouble.
The Cyruses really coming through with the Christmas spirit this year. What a family this is. What a couple they are. What a future father-in-law Billy Ray Cyrus is.
How about the brother on the left showing up looking like he just did five years in the clink for moving crystal? How about the other brother(?) showing up looking like he’s never listened to a Miley song in his entire life because “only queers listen to that shit”? And how about Billy Ray showing up looking like he’s finally going through that teenage rebellious/cutter stage?
Liam Hemsworth looks totally normal yet completely out of place. Like hey who invited this handsome, clean cut asshole in the sweater? “Is he gonna hit this pipe, too? Because I only brought enough for the seven of us.” He looks like he’s being held hostage. He has Stockholm syndrome in this picture. He’s questioning how he got so deep in with this crowd. He’s wondering why he’s not spending Christmas at the Ratajkowskis’ or the Refaelis’. It’s not too late, man.