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Sports Agent Posts Absurd Craigslist Ad Looking For “Fabulous Sex” In Dallas

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Craigslist is a great place to look for love. Some might call it the original Tinder, where guys and girls alike can post anonymously that they’re in the market for some no-strings-attached fuck action. Traveling to a new city for business? No problem — Craigslist will find you some strange. That’s exactly the mindset one sports agent had when he scheduled a business trip to Dallas.

From Craigslist:

Sports agent touring Dallas March 4-6. Looking for tour guide companio – m4w (love field)

Hi you big D. I work for sports agency. I had the world’s best job. I get to travel all over the country visit cities an interview possible locations for our clients. But for some reason I’ve never made it to Dallas until now. Will be coming March 4-7. And after meetings want to spend the weekend checking out the city seen what it has to offer for my client. I do have one or two things I would like to see but otherwise know that nothing about the city and I really want to have a good time. So meet me be my tour guide and companion will have some great meals great times and fabulous sex. Don’t care about your Age orbyour status. Just have a very good and fun personality so we can enjoy each other. I am older but I’m very tall very fit and very personable this could be a lot of fun for the right person so let’s email each other talk and see what happens. If you can send a picture and I’ll send one back. Will not reply to private emails until we get to know each other thanks for reading this

I’m really trying to nail down who this guy is representing. Is it the NFL? That’s my only logical answer since teams can start contacting agents of UFAs on March 7th, but why is he coming earlier? Maybe that’s where all the fabulous sex comes into play with Dallas’ fine ladies.

The guy also claims that he’s 6’5″ and is 50-years-old. If you’re looking to nail down who this guy is then you need to find every 6’5″, 50-year-old sports agent who has zero grasp of the English language. Good luck to this guy in his sex endeavors.

[via Craigslist]

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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