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Stanford Kids Create An Algorithm That Tells You When To Start Pregaming

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Some Kids Created An Algorithm To Find Out When You Should Start Pregaming

The pregame is a quintessential part of the party process. Start too early and there is an increased chance that you’re passing out too soon. Start too late and you won’t hit the peak of your drunken bell curve at the right time to charm your way into the pants of that hot blonde from math class. Don’t do it at all and you might as well just not go to the party, loser.

So what’s the best time to start your pregaming? Thankfully, some Stanford nerds created an algorithm to determine the length of time you need to reach the blackout stage. Here are the results:

A lot of moving parts there. I feel like maybe math and statistics might wanna sit this one out. No need to bring all those numbers into drinking. If you’re looking for a good strategy for pregaming, I’ve got your back. Crack one when the sun comes up and don’t stop until the party starts. You’re welcome.

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Harrison Lee

The Boulevard is a Content Manager for Grandex, Inc. He hates soccer and terrorists. He will forget more about sports than you will ever know in your lifetime.

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