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Start Saving Up For This $400 Million Super Yacht That Looks Like Monaco

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If you’re not floating on a 508-ft super yacht — one that looks like the city of Monaco and comes with a submarine, an ass load of jet skis, a baller go-kart track designed after the famous Grand Prix track in Monaco, a helipad with a helicopter, a couple pools, and a second smaller “Fuck you” yacht that sits atop the super yacht that you take around the bay for shits and gigs — then get out of my way, because I’ll fuck your shit up when I’m cruising through the Mediterranean on this thing.

“Hey asshole, nice 200-footer! Does it comes with a dinghy, you poor sonofabitch?” “Hey pal, you wanna take your boat for a drive in my pool?” I’d say shit like that to every poor I passed by.

The best part? It comes with a price tag of only $400 million. Shiiiiiiiit. I just upped my 401k contributions to make room in my retirement budget for this hoss, because it will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.

Photos, check them out from Daily Mail:




Lastly, I really enjoyed this part of the article:

Stretching to a staggering 155 metre in length, the ship accommodates 16 guests and 70 crew and travels at a top speed of 15 knots.

This thing is designed for 16 guests. That’s interesting, because when I take her out on the open water, I plan on taking about 3,000 people with me, along with enough cocaine that would require a forklift to bring aboard.

[via Daily Mail]

Images via Caters News Agency


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Dillon Cheverere

Dillon Cheverere (@DCheverere) is the Vice President of Media for Grandex, Inc. Email:

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