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“I was just trying to keep my arm loose, coach.”
Tyler Bray, the Junior quarterback for the Tennessee Vols, has been accused of throwing beer bottles off an apartment complex balcony onto parked vehicles, according to a report filed with the Knoxville Police Department on Monday.
Bray just gets confused when he’s drunk, that’s all. His eyesight goes, too. He thought the bottles were footballs and the parked cars were open receivers on stop routes.
No charges have been filed as of this afternoon in the incident, which occurred at the apartments on 960 Riverside Forest Way.
Kirstie Allen, who resides at the apartment complex, said she called E-911 when she observed two people throwing beer bottles off the balcony. She said she recognized them as the 20-year-old Bray and Michael Grandinetti, a 26-year-old University of Tennessee graduate who formerly worked in the video department of the UT football office.
Look Tyler, we all like to wreak a little havoc every now and then when we’re hitting the sauce, but you can’t be pulling shit like this with fall camp just around the corner. And do you know you’re likely THE most recognizable human in Knoxville? C’mon, son.
- [via Go Vols Xtra]