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The undefeated Texas A&M Aggies face off against the South Carolina Gamecocks at Williams-Brice stadium on Saturday, but the mental battle has already begun.
In an act of psychological warfare, as well as a nod to South Carolina’s love of all things deep fried, Aggies fans chucked a Gamecocks helmet in a deep frier.
Sheeit I ain’t even mad. During my time at South Carolina, I ate deep fried pickles, deep fried Oreos, and a deep fried hamburger with Krispy Kreme donuts as the bun. I say bring that helmet and a side of slaw with ya.
But the Aggies aren’t singling out Carolina. They’ve destroyed an opponent’s helmet in a creative way before every game this season.
When they played UCLA, they crushed their helmet in a hydraulic press.
For the game against Prairie View A&M (their cupcake game of the season) they baked cupcakes with the PV logo and then blew them up.
They coated Auburn’s helmet in liquid nitrogen then shattered it with a sledge hammer.
And they jammed an apple in the face mask of an Arkansas helmet and threw it on the grill before roasting it with a blow torch.
Some try-hard Aggies are saying, “Don’t do that, we’re classy and you’re making us look bad.” Get over yourselves. This kind of stuff is what college football is all about. As a fan of both Gamecocks football and watching shit get destroyed in high quality slow-motion, I say keep doing your thing. Go Cocks, though..