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Texas State Delt Alumnus Hits College Bars With Bride On Wedding Night, Ends Up In Jail

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An alumnus of Texas State and brother of Delta Tau Delta celebrated his wedding night with his bride by hitting up the notoriously rowdy bar scene in San Marcos known as The Square. The night turned into the true fraternity man experience, but I’ll let our blushing bride Vicky tell that story.

Well that's ONE way to spend your FIRST day as a married couple… I wouldn't normally post this but There is ALREADY a…

Posted by Vicky Koenig on Saturday, March 19, 2016

Gotta respect the move to hit the college bars on their wedding night. A final tour of your old stomping grounds is a fitting send-off for a real world where getting drunk at the bars and wiping the floor with some tool who sucker punched you is replaced with a glass of wine at dinner and wiping the ass of a screaming infant human. And they lived it up. The shiner Clay will be rocking in his honeymoon pics is evidence of that.

It sucks that Clay got locked up when he was the one who got sucker-punched, but that photo of the “Just Married” sign in the jail lobby gets me. Hopefully the charges will be dropped.

The wedding looked like a blast, too.

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Congratulations, Clay and Vicky.

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Alex Buscemi

AKA Boosh. Former high school back-up wide receiver. Author of two pretty successful Reddit comments. Recent grad from the University of South Carolina.

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