Bet $5 On Sunday Night Football & Get $200 If You Pick The Winner

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  2. Select “Sign Me Up”
  3. Register & Deposit $5+
  4. Finally, place a $5+ moneyline bet on the Eagles vs. Cowboys game and get $200 back if you pick the winner! (That’s $200 in addition to your winnings)

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Dallas week. Cooper Rush, who is essentially a Make-A-Wish backup quarterback living the dream, has gone 4-0 as Dallas’ starter, but we’ll see how he can respond to one of the best passing defenses in the NFL. The Eagles have looked about as perfect as Salma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn. The Jalen Hurts MVP hype is real, as the former second-rounder has passed for 1,359 yards and four TDs and has run for 266 yards and six TDs this season. He’s turned the ball over twice while accumulating a 97.4 QB rating. In turn, Philadelphia has been able to turn through opposing defenses like bad Chinese food during a hangover. The Eagles are averaging 160 rushing yards a game, good for fourth in the league behind an offensive line that stops a guy going through holes faster than a Dad that keeps a picture of his daughter on his work desk. And the defense? At an 8.17% sack rate, the Eagles put more pressure on opposing quarterbacks than first-generation Asian American parents when their kid starts taking the SATs. Darius big play Slay and new addition James Bradberry are tied for tenth in the league for pass breakups. It’s a more complicated defense to score on than a girl who listens to Phoebe Bridges.

Every time the Dallas Cowgirls win a football game, I’m just waiting for Jerry Jones to pull a Leprechaun out of his shoe. Cooper Rush threw for just over 100 yards in the Cowboys’ win last week- coincidentally that’s how many yards Jared from Subway has to stay away from kids. Micah Parsons has been a monster all year, but he will have his hands full against the number one PFF-rated offensive line in the NFL. The Eagles are a matchup nightmare for the Cowboys. Yes, Trevon Diggs can cover the best wide receiver on an opposing roster, but Philadelphia has a 1A and a 1B attack in AJ Brown and DeVonta Smith. Vegas likes the Eagles -6.5, and they will win by ten points or more. Dallas has wins against a Super Bowl-hungover Rams, a Bengals team whose offensive line is weaker than my cousin’s vegan boyfriend Stefan, and the Giants. Let’s be real. Take the Eagles Moneyline and get your free $200 from DraftKings!

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