Mailman Dave
Floyd called the fight a robbery, and he was right. It was an awful exhibition that people said was the Fyre Fest of boxing. Thousands of dumbasses bought the pay per view for $50, and thankfully I wasn’t one of the idiots. I just kept refreshing Twitter to see what was happening, and even Twitter didn’t deliver. So instead, let’s look at what you could’ve bought with that $50.
7 Tins Of Grizzly Chew
4 Packs Of American Spirts
3 Cases Of Natty Light
1 Quarter Ounce Of Weed
1 Gram Of Cocaine Mixed With Some Baby Powder
2 Large and One Small Order Of Wings At BDubs
200 Chicken Nuggets From McDonalds
One Plan B Pill
30 Bareskin Trojan Condoms
These are all better purchases than the Mayweather- Paul fight. If you did watch it, I hope you illegally streamed it, and if you actually bought it, I hope that you put that shit on your parent’s credit card.
