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Ever Wondered If Boobs Float, What It Feels Like To Having Something In Your Vagina. Well, This Reddit Post Is For You

Every guy has questions for the opposite sex that they are afraid to ask about. From simple funny things like boobs float to wondering what it feels like when a woman has sex. Well thankfully for Reddit the internet got Sex Ed 101 today.

Thinking about it, does our dicks then float when we are in the pool? You would need a 3rd arm to know this, so I don’t have those answers for you. There’s a reason that boobs always look better in water. You know, when you were a kid, and you would swim around the pool with goggles on and look at all of the girls in the pool. Don’t lie; I know you did it.

Woah there’s a lot to unpack here. First of all I’m going to assume it’s a different full feeling than when I eat an entire pizza by myself. Am I the only one who finds it a little strange that their boyfriends just keep it inside of them? Like did these people already cum, and they’re just chilling inside of their girlfriend? Maybe I’m in the minority, but after I cum I’m rolling over and sleeping within seconds. That 12 seconds of work really takes it out of you.

Oh boy if you’ve ever done anything bad either to or in front of your girlfriend it sounds like their friends know about it. Imagine this scenario you’re laying in bed with your girlfriend, and you think that whatever you say will stay in that bed. WRONG from this comment it sounds like their friends will know everything.

Holy shit boys hopefully girls don’t hear about this because we already have trouble getting girls coming home. Imagine if girls find out that older dudes are better at having sex, and have way more money than us. We will be extremely fucked. Also I know you’re not taking care of your body so get ready to get that Viagra prescription.

What do you think?

Written by Mailman Dave

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