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Horny Tik Tok Trend Of Today: Why You Should Let Me Ride

I know that everybody’s Tik Tok feed is supposed to be unique, but I’m willing to bet that most guy’s feeds are a lot like mine. Women dancing in little to no clothes, and whatever new trend shows a girl’s body off. I figured I would let the horny dudes who don’t have Tik Tok know what new trend is out there, and I’ll show off the trends of the past.

Today’s trend is either a photo dump or a video with the sound playing at the very beginning. The video starts with a zoom-in of the woman’s face while they mouth the words, and then boom, it zooms out, showing off the women’s bodies. The first couple of words are reason number 46; why are there 46 reasons why they should ride? Nobody needs a reason for a girl to ride if they want to get on top; that’s always encouraged. You get to lay there and be lazy; if you want to be a try-hard, you can also thrust. You can focus on trying not to bust and last for longer than 5 minutes. A woman always knows how to fuck better than whatever us guys are trying to do, so if everybody wants a better time, they should ride.

@needynovember

i wink like a creepy doll 👹

♬ original sound – CERTIFIED LEOO
@bellacmon

Talking about roller coasters

♬ original sound – CERTIFIED LEOO

This is what you see after a drunk night, and you somehow convince a girl to come back to your shitty apartment. Things get hot and heavy, and before you know it, you’re both 90% naked. The girl is on top, and you’re trying desperately to get their bra off. Somehow that little clip is like a high-end security safe that is impossible to crack. I remember seeing Friends where Joey could take a bra off with one hand. That’s some wizardry that I think can only happen on a tv show. If there’s anything that we learned from this Horny Tik Tok trend is that all of these women can ride whenever they want.

What do you think?

Written by Mailman Dave

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