Mailman Dave
I know I’m a little late to this, but god damn, I had to write about this. Every weekend there’s a new old celebrity or Tik Tok fight, and I love all of them. We now have real-life Celebrity Deathmatch. If you used to be famous or have a glimpse of fame, a way to cash in is to fight another person with 10 seconds’ worth of fame.
This latest fight was between an ex-NBA player who was never a superstar but was really good. Lamar was part of two NBA championship teams and won 6th man of the year in 2011. He became more famous after his playing career because he was sucked into the Kardashian vortex. He’s had personal issues, dealing with drugs, and going into a coma. The other fighter went from being a popular boy band and then a person who’s getting face tattoos. Aaron Carter was one of the biggest singers in the early 2000’s. I remember my cousin had a HitClips of an Aaron Carter song. Truthfully I don’t really know what the hell happened to him, but his life and career went off a cliff as he started an OnlyFans last year. So to make some cash and try to be relevant again, he decided to fight Lamar Odom. Shit went sideways the second he went into the ring.
This was an ass-kicking from the start. Aaron Carter had no idea what he was doing as he looked like a god damn ballerina spinning in the ring. Lamar Odom looked like a mountain as he kept charging throwing bombs. This looked like when you’re finally sick of your younger brother, and you kick his ass. The days of holding back are gone, and you’re going to dominate your little brother.
I don’t know what Aaron Carter will do after this because he can never step into another boxing ring. He’ll probably make another record and try to push his nudes on his OnlyFans.
