Mailman Dave
Yes, you read that headline right. Gwyenth Paltrow was the first one to make money from the smell of her vagina when she sold vagina scented candles. The woman who played Pepper Potts from Iron Man made a killing from the smell of her vag. Going through a woman’s panties drawer was only for the creepy kid or for Spongebob, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs, but now any average Joe can get panties from sites like Snifffr, and All Things Worn.
For the people that are into public play, this is perfect. Dealing with a global pandemic isn’t bad enough so instead of wearing a boring ass surgical mask, or a mask that proudly shows off their favorite team, they proudly wear a mask that was stuffed in a thong.
“Imagine browsing the aisles at a store and enjoying my scent,” Cat’s listing on Snifffr, the worn panty-selling site, says. “I’ll make your mask-wearing more enjoyable!” I can’t imagine that wearing a mask that has old pussy juice on it can make wearing a mask more enjoyable.
Pussies aren’t the only place where these sellers are stuffing masks. Sellers have also said that they have stuffed masks in shoes, and bras. Woman are getting creative with these masks, and if there are people who are willing to pay for these masks, why not make some extra cash. Goddess Bailey has gotten creative: she has included a sexy note signed by her for $10, autographed pictures of her wearing the face mask for $20 and stuffing them into her thongs after a squirting session for $25.
“If there are things like sweat or skid marks on one side, it typically does not show all the way through,” seller Laceysniffs said.
I don’t wanna kink shame, but god no. After reading this I’m going to question every person I see with a mask. Do they have a taint stain brushing up against their nose while they’re talking to me? Is some foot jam pressed against their mouth as they buy paper towels? Is that dude grabbing milk marinating in underboob sweat?
