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Underrated Pornstar Of The Week

Okay, I’ll admit it, this week’s Underrated Pornstar is not underrated; I think she’s just really hot. I would also consider Eliza Ibarra to be America’s step-sister. So much so that she inspired me to dig up this petition.

Every year, 10,000 step-sisters across America get stuck in the washer machine. Between the back issues and the teen pregnancies, this nationwide crisis has yet to be addressed. I’m starting this petition so that Joe Biden can quit burying his head in the sand as tens of thousands of young women fall victim to poor engineering from Samsung, Whirlpool, and GE. I want Lana Rhoades testifying before congress about her experiences. It’s time that we make a change. 

Alright, now the reason you clicked the link.

Chef’s kiss.

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