Miranda Cosgrove, one of the ultimate “weird face but I’d smash anyway” candidates of all time, was recently on Access Hollywood Live talking about her life as a student at the University of Southern California. Thankfully, the hosts didn’t ask the iCarly star about her major or campus food, but rather whether or not she was raging like a good college student (who in no way actually needs to attend college) should be. Cosgrove’s answer was an apprehensive “yes.” She admitted that she has not partied much, but her one foray into the college nightlife scene was a fraternity toga party. You can see clips of the interview courtesy of Yahoo!’s Daytime in No Time.
Not only did Cosgrove spend her one night out partying at a fraternity — good choice, Miranda — but she plans to go to more fraternity parties. So I put it to you, fraternity men of USC: who will slam Miranda Cosgrove? Who will snap some Cosgrove rush boobs? Who will command her to make them spaghetti tacos the morning after!?!?! Huge opportunity here, guys. You’ll be able to brag to your little brothers (not fraternity little brothers, your 12-year-old little brothers) about this forever. Get to it.
On a side note, someone needs to let me know if iCarly’s blonde best friend from that show goes to UT.