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Last year, we ended the debate that everyone had been arguing about for years: Which school has the hottest girls? I dove headfirst into thousands of Tumblrs and recruitment videos to come up with an algorithm to determine my rankings.
After months and months of breaking down film, matchups, incoming recruits, outgoing veterans, and everything in between, I have finally gotten all the information I needed to put together this year’s ranking of the universities who house the hottest females.
Without further ado, here are the rankings for 2016.
Dropped from rankings: University of Texas, Texas Christian University, Miami (Oh) University
Also receiving votes: Auburn University, UC-Santa Barbara, University Of Florida, University of Georgia, Texas Tech University, University of Colorado-Boulder, University of Texas, Texas Christian University, Miami University (Oh), University of Miami
10. University of Alabama (Last Year: NR, Trending: Up)
When you’re the home to the sorority who made national attention for being too hot, then you are getting top 10 consideration. Huge bump in the rankings for the Crimson Tide from last year where I didn’t even have them in the honorable mentions. But you’ve got to hand it to them because they really brought the heat this past year, led by the dimes that roam the Alpha Phi house. Sure, they may not be as deep in talent as an Arizona, but they have quality girls. A bit top-heavy, though.
9. East Carolina University (Last Year: NR, Trending: Up)
Image via Tumblr/ECU Tri Sigma
East Carolina is a school that should be on your radar by now. Did you know that sorority girl turned porn star, Carter Cruise went to ECU? And if you’ve walked the streets of Greenville, then you know that ECU is a hotbed of hot women. Their attractiveness really creeps up on you, and they deserve the bump from fringe player last season to top ten this year. One might think that UNC or even NC State might be the state’s top school in this department, but no. ECU is a mid-major program that pumps out top-tier talent.
8. Southern Methodist University (Last Year: NR, Trending: Up)
Image via Tumblr/SMU Theta
I was hesitant to put SMU on this list solely because people would call me biased towards my school. Yes, I have a personal affinity for the girls on the Hilltop, but damn do they bring it. It’s pretty much a requirement for you to be attractive and go to SMU, unless you come from tons of money, then you can bypass that requirement. Some are even hot and rich. If you don’t believe me, then you need to check out my girl Cynthia. She’s just one of many that walk down the Boulevard.
7. University of Central Florida (Last Year: #9, Trending: Up)
UCF continues to impress. With countless Instagram Babes of the Day, recruitment videos, and Tumblrs hitting the scene, they brought the heat in 2015. I was just drowning in hot women during my research, which was an improvement from my research a year prior. UCF has been a player in the hot girl game ever since the school was erected. Can you expect anything else when the school is literally surrounded by Florida hotties?
6. Ole Miss University (Last Year: #7, Trending: Up)
Ahh, Ole Miss. They never quite seem to blow you away with their talent, but trust me when I say that they deserve to be here this year. Their rise to #6 was really aided by the fall of TCU and Texas — who did little to maintain their positioning. Ole Miss had some talent pop up during the year that helps vindicate their ranking. They are take-home-to-mom hot. Always solid, but never going to compete for the crown — just like Ole Miss football.