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The 2017 Wife Mock Draft

Kenzie Graham

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School: University of Louisville
Hometown: Paducah, KY
House: Top Tier
Major: Biology
GPA: 3.8
Hair color: Dark Brown
Height: 5′7
Weight: 130 lbs.
Cup Size: B (perky as shit)

Pros:
– Absolute showstopper. Everyone is in love with her.
– All her spring break instagram pics average around 3,000 likes.
– Golden, olive skin that is naturally tan year round. She might be an eighth Cherokee or something.
– Plays guitar and has the voice of an angel.

Cons:
– Her snap stories average about three minutes and rarely feature anything hot.
– A bit of a tease.
– Heavily involved with the ACLU.

Projected: Top 10

Outlook: Small town charm, big city looks. Planning on going to med school. Acceptance letters from Duke, NYU, and Carnegie-Mellon. She’s got everything you could possibly want. Total package. Buy high.

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