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The 50 Most Beautiful Colleges, Per Best Colleges

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We all know beauty is only skin deep. What about things that don’t have skin, though? My latest slam, Permantha, was born without it, and she’s still a respectable 4/10. Things are going great between us, too. I don’t ever have to take her out in public because the UV rays burn into her like laser beams, and I don’t have to kiss her because apparently my saliva contains enough germs to put her in quarantine for no less than 45 days. Granted, I’m not allowed to have any physical contact with her so hooking up is kind of weird, but it’s chill because we’ve jerry-rigged a system of pulleys with mannequin hands on the end to make sure we’re both sexually satisfied.

Any who, The Best Colleges thinks they’ve successfully ranked the 50 most beautiful and amazing college campuses for 2014. The list is below.

50. University of Minnesota
49. Wake Forest University
48. University of Colorado-Boulder
47. Northwestern University
46. Scripps College
45. Bryn Mawr College
44. Texas A&M University
43. Florida State University
42. Rice University
41. Sweet Briar College
40. University of California-Santa Cruz
39. University of San Diego
38. Wellesley College
37. Rollins College
36. Whitman College
35. Duke University
34. Sonoma State University
33. University of Alabama
32. United States Military Academy (West Point)
31. University of the Pacific
30. Washington University in St. Louis
29. University of Wisconsin-Madison
28. University of Mississippi (Ole Miss)
27. University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill
26. Cornell University
25. Amherst College
24. Yale University
23. Gettysburg College
22. Occidental College
21. Princeton University
20. University of Washington-Seattle
19. Stanford University
18. United States Naval Academy
17. University of Virginia
16. University of Notre Dame
15. Indiana University-Bloomington
14. University of Chicago
13. Mount Holyoke College
12. Furman University
11. Harvard University
10. University of Hawaii at Manoa
9. Dartmouth College
8. College of William & Mary
7. Loyola Marymount University
6. Emory University
5. Lewis & Clark College
4. Pepperdine University
3. Sewanee: The University of the South
2. Kenyon College
1. Elon University

Pretty concerned, you guys. DeVry isn’t on the list. What gives? You can literally make your desktop background a picture of anything you want, including any of the colleges that made this list. I call bullshit.

[via The Best Colleges]

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Jared Borislow

Jared Borislow (né The DeVry Guy) is a Senior Writer for Grandex Inc and a 2015 graduate of the University of Wisconsin.

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