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The Best Spring Break Photo Contest On The Whole Damn Internet Is Now Open

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God, is spring break not the best? An entire week where you’re surrounded by friends, liquor, and chicks who throw caution, and occasionally their swimsuits, to the wind. Call Kenny Loggins because you’re about to be in the “Danger Zone.” So bring the lube, or hell, even olive oil will do, and throw out the sour mix. Stock up on the big five ingredients — tequila, cointreau, lime juice, ice, and kosher salt — and any extracurriculars that will have you “tripping balls.” Cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war…whatever farm animal of war…and submit it to this year’s TFM Spring Break Photo Contest which is and bigger and better than ever before.

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The grand prize winner will be receive a $500 gift card to Man Outfitters where you can stock up on Patagonia, Costa, Mizzen+Main, and all the other top-of-the-line brands at our one stop painless shop. Second place will receive a $250 gift card, and third place will put a $100 gift card in their pockets. Oh, and if you haven’t caught on by now, the contest is sponsored by one of the best shows currently on television, Archer, which the grand prize winner will also receive in the form of a DVD box set.

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What was that? Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection. The contest is essentially like taking candy from a candy hating baby. Just go to the contest tab on the homepage, go to spring break contest landing page, submit your photos via the conveniently named “submit” button, then get to voting. The photos with the most votes by the deadline of March 25 win and will be notified by email. Simple as that. No reason to not understand the core concept.

So get in those photos now and make sure to check out Archer, which premieres Thursday, March 31 at 10 p.m. ET on FX.


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Dan Regester

Dan Regester @Dan_Regester is a Senior Writer, Podcast Host, and Video Guy for Grandex Media. He's Delco trash to the core and a UCF cinema studies graduate because he never got around to applying to an actual film school. Dan is a gambling man, crypto investor, and procrastinator. He enjoys long walks to the water fountain between bench press sets and is not a fan of the homeless, the elderly, or the Phoenix Airport. Email tips to

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